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Relationship Humor

I was surfing the net as usual for quotes. Yeah, I love quotes! Especially, when I had a little bad day where things seem not working my way but actually there is nothing wrong. I would read funny quotes. After all, laugh is the cheapest medicine, so laugh!

While I was surfing, I found these web about relationship humor. I took few from it which I found good to laugh.
http://www.beautiful-love-quotes.com/relationship-humor.html

Relationship Humor: A Man's Perspective
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

My note: That is so true!! Not just spider, flying roaches.. and worms!

Relationship Humor: Wife vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

My note: OMG! This is really war.. haha


Relationship HumorThe Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He then left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to confront his wife to see why she hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper read, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

My note: Don't sleep when you're angry, and silent is not golden.


Relationship Humor: Are Computers Masculine or Feminine?
A French Teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. E.g. 'house' is feminine - 'la maison', 'Pencil' is masculine - 'le crayon'. A student asked, 'what gender is 'computer'? Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into 2 groups - male and female and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for the recommendations.

The men's group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for immediate later retrieval. And...
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem, And...
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

My note: LOL! The best one of all.

Aha, caught you smiling! Yay! I did get the attention. In relationship no matter good or bad, we should all be so lucky to experience love. Appreciate your love one.


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