Friday, 30 March 2012

Husband and Wife

Another forwarded email from my colleague. Enjoy! Make sure to smile or laugh.

Angry wife to her husband
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone: "Where d Hell Are You ...?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love!
Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop


A Special Package for Business Men
An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply..."Which Trip?"

Husband was seriously ill
Doc to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, no TV serial, don’t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be OK. On the way home.. Husband: what did the doc say?
Wife: No chance for u to survive

An intelligent wife
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"

New SIM to surprise her husband
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen.

Wife treats husband
A Wife Treats Hubby By Taking Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday.
At The Club: Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football with Him
Inside Barman Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything, He's On the Darts Team in My Local
Next A Lap Dancer Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again?
The Wife Storms Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says "Hey Jimmy Boy, You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral Is On Sunday

Cool message by a wife
Cool message by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"

Sweet demand by kid
A Sweet demand by a kid. A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came n asked - what happen son?
Kid said-I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I want my own.

Lion bounced on wife
In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..

Throwing knives on wife's picture
Husband was throwing knives on wife’s picture. All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her "Hi, what r u doing?"
His honest reply, "MISSING U"

I will think about it
When a married man says "I'll think about it"
What he really means that, He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.

Habit of talking in sleep
A Lady to Doctor: My husband has habit of talking in sleep! what should i give him to cure?
Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak when he's awake

Part & Art of living
Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living...
But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.

Head & Neck of the family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family, but remember that wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.

What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means...
Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling, it means: With Idiot For Ever

Wife wish 2 be a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper so I could have a new one every day.

Can I make a call to my wife?
A man in Hell asked Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further
Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE.

WIFE IS DANGEROUS
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE and KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

Too late for garbage
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?
Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

What if you don't see me for 2 days?
A man came home late at night after a party.
His wife yelled: "how would you feel if you don't see me for two days?"
The man couldn’t believe his luck: 'that would be great'!
Monday passed and he didn’t see her......
Tuesday and Wednesday passed too.....
On Thursday his swelling became better
And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)?
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realises: "Damn, I am the husband!"

Why women starts with W
You know why women starts with 'W'... because all questions start with "W".. !
Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Difference between Friend & Wife
You can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend"
But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wife?"

Dream of receiving jewellery & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!

Recently fired stock trader
A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce... I have lost everything and I still have my wife..."

Message of the yearWomen live a better, longer & peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Husband to a newly wed wife
Husband to a newly wed wife: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Wife: Thanks, but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Why did u shoot ur wife?
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover?
Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

Your husband needs rest
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

Thursday, 29 March 2012

Baby's Stuff

Last week we went to buy our baby's stuff. Both kiddo and Mr. Fruitheart have been waiting for this moment. I am excited as well, but knowing I will deliver soon.. phew! nervous as it is. It's normal I know.

We went to Jusco AU2 due to it's the time for us to buy groceries as well. I can't walk or stand too long. My foot will be swollen and oh boy it's like an elephant foot! I couldn't see my ankle anymore. Boo hoo hoo.

There's not much too choose there, but still it costs us RM400. Hehe.. Well baby, if you grow up and read this, your daddy wants the best for you sweetie. *wink* And so do I! There will be a second round of shopping for you, which I guess end of April. There are still stuff that we find much more prettier and good some other places. Haha..

And do you know what your big brother is doing while we were searching for your stuff? As usual, kids his age went to the toys department. Although he knew, he won't be getting anything from both of us, he said he was just looking. Disappointment? Of course! I can see from his face. Haha.. Your big brother loves toys so much (although he said he loves mummy more), but which kids doesn't? And you baby girl, you will know soon.

When I started becoming a mother eight years ago, I love to shop for babies stuff especially clothes, books and toys. I guess some mommies have that too isn't it? Seeing all those cute and small baby booties, caps, rompers, those pink gown will make you say..
'This is sure looks cute if my baby wears it.'
'Ooh.. it's so adorable!'

'OMG! That red gown with white ribbon so pretty!'

Hehe.. that are more to girls huh? Well, boys doesn't have much fancy clothes. But you know what, I spent a lot on clothes for kiddo. All those branded stuff from Gap to Guess, Pureen to Anakku. You name it. I've given it away when I knew I won't be having kids after that. Err.. not until this year. Hehe..

As I am writing this, I am 30 weeks pregnant. I am much more heavier and have to walk a little more slower than usual. Before this I have a lot to share about kiddo and his jokes, about Mr. Fruitheart being the informative partner during my pregnancy days and all other stuff. But my mood to write is not there. Plus, work has not been very good to me, more work for this pregnant lady. Boo hoo hoo.

P/S: Working from home is much more I like it during my third trimester.

Friday, 16 March 2012

Kiddo Talks: Makan Dengan Family

School holidays almost over. Time sure flies so fast when we are having fun, isn't it? As usual when school holiday starts, we sent kiddo to his grandparents house. Balik kampung ooo.. Wooo.. Balik kampung. Of course he is excited, no one 'membebel pot pet' at him kan.

I will call him twice a day as promised. Yeah, I missed him. So at lunch time I called him as usual.

Me: Syahmie buat ape?
Kiddo: Tengok TV dengan main lego.
Me: Dah lunch?
Kiddo: Belum. Syahmie nak pegi Lalamanda..
Me: Alamanda. Pegi dengan sapa?
Kiddo: Alamanda. Pegi dengan family Syahmie la.
Me: Mama dengan daddy pun family Syahmie jugak. Nak ikut lah.
Kiddo: Syahmie nak pergi sekarang. Tu la, siapa suruh mama dengan daddy keje.

Haih anak bertuah pandai menjawab tu. When you have a kid who is funny, talkative, clever, knows how to entertain you.. It makes your life meaningful.

Fara from BlackBerry®

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

Did I Marry The Right Person?

Another email sent by my colleague. Yeah we do sent some crappy emails to cheer us up during work time and chill a bit.

Image from Google
Those who are still single may learn something from here. 

Those who are already married may take it as a guideline to improve your marriage...   

During one of our seminars, a woman asked a common question. She said, "How do I know if I married the right person?"
I noticed that there was a large man sitting next to her so I said, "It depends. Is that your husband?" In all seriousness, she answered "How do you know?"

Here's the answer.  

EVERY relationship has a cycle. In the beginning, you fell in love with your spouse. You anticipated their call, wanted their touch, and liked their idiosyncrasies.   Falling in love with your spouse wasn't hard. In fact, it was a completely natural and spontaneous experience. You didn't have to DO anything. That's why it's called "falling" in love... Because it's happening TO YOU.

People in love sometimes say, "I was swept of my feet." Think about the imagery of that expression. It implies that you were just standing there; doing nothing, and then something came along and happened TO YOU.

Falling in love is easy. It's a passive and spontaneous experience.

But after a few years of marriage, the euphoria of love fades. It's the natural cycle of EVERY relationship.Slowly but surely, phone calls become a bother (if they come at all), touch is not always welcome (when it happens), and your spouse's idiosyncrasies, instead of being cute, could drive you nuts.

The symptoms of this stage vary with every relationship, but if you think about your marriage, you will notice a dramatic difference between the initial stage when you were in love and a much duller or even angry subsequent stage.

At this point, you and/or your spouse might start asking, "Did I marry the right person?" And as you and your spouse reflect on the euphoria of the love you once had, you may begin to desire that experience with someone else. This is when marriages breakdown. People blame their spouse for their unhappiness and look outside their marriage for fulfilment.

Extramarital fulfilment comes in all shapes and sizes. Infidelity is the most obvious. But sometimes people turn to work,a hobby, a friendship, excessive TV, or abusive substances.

But the answer to this dilemma does NOT lie outside your marriage. It lies within it. I'm not saying that you couldn't fall in love with someone else.   You could.

And TEMPORARILY you'd feel better. But you'd be in the same situation a few years later. Because (listen carefully to this):  

THE KEY TO SUCCEEDING IN MARRIAGE IS NOT FINDING THE RIGHT PERSON; IT'S LEARNING TO LOVE THE PERSON YOU FOUND.  

SUSTAINING love is not a passive or spontaneous experience.  It'll NEVER just happen to you.
You can't "find" LASTING love. You have to "make" it day in and day out. That's why we have the expression "the labor of love."

Because it takes time, effort, and energy. And most importantly, it takes WISDOM. You have to know WHAT TO DO to make your marriage work.  
Make no mistake about it. Love is NOT a mystery. There are specific things you can do (with or without your spouse) to succeed with your marriage.  

Just as there are physical laws of the universe (such as gravity), there are also laws for relationships. Just as the right diet and exercise program makes you physically stronger, certain habits in your relationship WILL make your marriage stronger. It's a direct cause and effect. If you know and apply the laws, the results are predictable. .. you can "make" love.  
Love in marriage is indeed a "decision"... Not just a feeling.  

Remember this always:
"God determines who walks into your life. It is up to you to decide who you let walk away, who you let stay, and who you refuse to let go."  

So, spent your lifetime finding out the loveable things about your spouse so that you could LOVE your spouse everyday in every way in an EVERLASTING marriage.  That is why grandpa's love to your grandma seems so PURE.  
Remember, you are with the "RIGHT" person. If not, you wouldn't have wanted to marry your spouse in the first place.

No more questions!

My Third Trimester

Finally, I have a little time for my blog. I said I am back, but I didn't actually active everyday updating it. As I said in my previous post, this pregnancy making me lazy to sit in front of my PC for so long. Except when I'm doing my work.

I'm on MC today. Didn't get enough sleep since my baby is not giving mummy a chance to relax. I hope my baby wouldn't give me a false alarm like his brother 8 years ago.

If I am not mistaken, I have another 75 days more until delivery day. Phew! That WAS SO FAST! It seems like I just had my 1st trimester, morning sickness last week. I don't remember if all these back pain, headache and nausea I had the same as my first pregnancy during my 3rd trimester. I am nervous, excited and yeah afraid too. Mixed emotions! Mr. Fruitheart feels the same. The sad part is, he will be going to Norway in April. I am due in May.

He made a joke about me being 'manja', saying.. 'Nasa (Marion's hubby, yeah Naza CEO), still can fly here and there when the wife is pregnant and near to the delivery date.'

I said, 'Well.. I am not Marion Caunter. I need my husband to be with me everyday, every second until I deliver.'

I know my husband is a busy man, with meetings, this and that to take care in the office and at home with me and kiddo. Sometimes I feel neglected, not loved and not being taken care enough. I am not saying my husband is not doing anything, he is the MOST CARING AND LOVING HUBBY! Until I got scolded for carrying our laundry basket. Yes I am a stubborn wife. I am thankful to GOD for giving me Nizam Nordin as a husband. I know Syahmie would have agree with me that he has a wonderful daddy. Soon, when the baby comes, she will be loved the way she should.

P/S: What else do you want when you have been given a wonderful family?