Thursday, 5 September 2013

Favourite Jokes of The Week #36

This is not a quote or poem which like usual post I did every Thursday. Something I find truly hilarious and funny!

Little Girl on a Plane – Anonymous

A California congressman was seated next to a little girl on the flight to D.C. When the politician turned to her and said, 'Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and asked, ‘What would you like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the congressman. ‘How about nuclear power?’ and he grins.

'OK,' she said.

‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The politician, now visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, ‘Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don’t know poop?'

Girl with books
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P/S: You don't mess with a little girl with a book!
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